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    Re: One liners

    “I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.”

    ~ Larry David

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    “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”

    ~ Sam Kinison

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    Re: One liners

    If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks have branches?

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    "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."

    ~ Tommy Cooper

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    Re: One liners

    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel View Post
    If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks have branches?
    branch manager and assistant.jpg

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    "Feeling good...if good means nervous."

    ~ Drunk Parents (funny movie of a rich couple that loses it all)

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    "The brain is an amazing organ. It starts working in a mother's womb and it doesn't stop working til you get elected to Congress."

    ~ U.S. Senator John Neely Kennedy

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