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    Re: One liners

    I guess it didn't want to be treated by a quack.

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    Re: One liners

    Quote Originally Posted by gooblax View Post
    I guess it didn't want to be treated by a quack.
    Ha ha! Best of the day!

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    "A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond."

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    "Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud."

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    "At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?"

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    "Any married person should forget their mistakes. No use two people remembering the same thing."

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    Jackie: Roseanne, where do you keep your spices?

    Roseanne: In the salt shaker.

    ~ Roseanne

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