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    One liners

    I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.


    The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.


    A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time....


    I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.


    I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.





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    Re: One liners

    You made me laugh for the first time today, and it's 8pm... Thank you

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    Re: One liners

    Dear Noah,

    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

    Sincerely,

    Unicorns

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    Re: One liners

    Dear Yahoo,

    I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying...

    Sincerely,

    Google

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    Re: One liners

    Dear Scissors,

    I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.

    Sincerely,

    Sarah Palin

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    Re: One liners

    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

    I intend to live forever - so far, so good

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! (OK, please excuse that one. But it kind of works somehow!)

    ---------- Post added at 08:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:44 PM ----------

    I see you have a certain style going on there Dr Baxter. Very nice.

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    Re: One liners

    "Well, well, well", said the woman digging the hole.

    "Gotta get to work....," said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

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    I went to rehab in wine country just to keep my options open.

    - Robin Williams

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