Pun of the Day

**Daniel** · October 23rd, 2011, 11:00 PM

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**Daniel** · October 24th, 2011, 12:08 AM

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**Andy** · October 24th, 2011, 12:46 AM

Okay that was lame...

**Daniel** · October 24th, 2011, 12:06 PM

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**Daniel** · November 8th, 2011, 05:41 PM

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**David Baxter** · November 10th, 2011, 02:08 PM

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**Daniel** · November 22nd, 2011, 05:45 PM

not an easy one:

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?"

**Daniel** · November 26th, 2011, 03:27 PM

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**Daniel** · December 14th, 2011, 02:17 PM

A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.

I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn't click.

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. ~ Dave Hayward of California

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

A new type of broom, the Swiffer, came out. It is sweeping the nation.

When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.

The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

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