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    Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged....

    I'm hoping this doesn't offend anyone. I enjoy taking a humorous and objective look at myself and my diagnosis sometimes...

    Schizophrenia --- Do you hear what I hear?

    Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

    Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

    Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ....

    Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

    Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

    Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

    Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.....

    Agoraphobic --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

    Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock....

    Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

    Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

    Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

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    Re: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged....

    Oh my god! I am in tears lauging at this! Sorry to wake this post up from the dead, but the Christmas season is coming around again.




    F.Y.I. I have many of those symptoms! haa haa, not sure if my sense of humor is a sign of my insanity or keeps me as sane as possable, who knows, but it is fun to laugh.

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    Re: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged....

    Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
    My favorite
    "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    Re: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged....

    Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
    That is me to a tee. Mari

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    Re: Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged....

    that is awesome, my friend is wondering what I"m laughing at and I"m getting looks from other people around...hahahahaha love it!!!!

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