Anti-Arizona Humor

[David Baxter PhD]

 

[Daniel E.]

Re: Anti-Arizona Humor (with a shot of anti-Snowbird)

The first day I visited Phoenix it felt like there was a blow dryer hitting my legs. I was wearing shorts and immediately got ice cream

 

[Daniel E.]

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[David Baxter PhD]

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That’s funny

It even feels like that in Ottawa some days.

 

[Daniel E.]

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You know you live in rural AZ when you get an alert from your town's Facebook page that a missing goat has been found.

 

[David Baxter PhD]

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It just happened in reverse in Orleans, a suburb of Ottawa:

No kidding around, roaming goat gets new home | CBC News
April 12, 2018

A little white goat found wandering in Orléans is on its way to a new home on a farm.

A spokesperson for Ottawa's bylaw department said a resident found the animal near Trim Road and Highway 174 a few days ago and initially took it in before surrendering it to the Ottawa Humane Society.

The humane society, which doesn't have the resources to handle livestock, called bylaw for backup, Alison Sandor said.

Sandor said ordinarily the department would attempt to figure out where the lost animal came from, but there were no farms near the spot where the goat was found.

"We weren't able to find exactly where he came from," Sandor said.

 

[Daniel E.]

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[Daniel E.]

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Freeway messages in AZ:

 

[Daniel E.]

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[Daniel E.]

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These stand-up misters from Home Depot are amazing and only $13 (US) each.

Got two for my chickens a few weeks ago, and got two more today.

US:
Arctic Cove Big Chill Personal Stand Mister-MSDM009 - The Home Depot

Canada: Orbit Cobra Mist Stand | The Home Depot Canada

 

[Daniel E.]

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[Daniel E.]

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Had a redneck 4th of July by going to the rodeo. Fortunately, it was relatively cool today.

 

[Daniel E.]

The weatherman about the heat in Phoenix today:

"If you are going golfing this afternoon, you will probably be the only one out there."

 

[Daniel E.]

Saw this at a rest area on my road trip today:

 

[Daniel E.]

 

[Daniel E.]

 

[GaryQ]

Hilarious! That is of the funniest ones in a long time. :rofl:

 

[Daniel E.]

Saw my first snake in Arizona. It was probably a gopher snake. They are not poisonous but look scary as they look similar to a rattlesnake (minus the rattle).

The snake was probably planning to steal an egg from my chickens, but it left the coop after he saw me.

 

[David Baxter PhD]

Darn egg-stealing varmints!

 

[Daniel E.]

Fun fact:

In the United States, the states with the most types of rattlesnakes are Texas and Arizona.