Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Peter]

The game works by someone asking a stupid question, to which someone gives a stupid answer, and then asks a stupid question of their own.

So I'll start with:

Why are owls wiser than chickens?

 

[rdw]

Owls ask questions silly - WHOOOO?????

Can chickens really cross the road? or is that a myth???

 

[PrincessX]

Chickens do not cross with each other.

If the road gets crossed how does it reflect the direction afterwards?

 

[Peter]

In a 'roundabout' way.

Why do willows weep?

 

[MHealthJo]

(I can't think of anything yet, but just wanted to say wow, this looks like such a fun game!! I'm always looking for fun humorous conversational things like this, and I have never come across this one before! Thanks!! )

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

Willows weep because of their poor posture: way too much slouching. If they pointed their branches toward the sky then they wouldn't be so sad!

We know how much wood the woodchuck chucks if the woodchuck could chuck wood. But how much would a woodtick talk if a woodtick could tick-tock?

 

[Peter]

Good one MVP. :lol:

Once a second.

How do you catch flies with a fly fishing rod?

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

You catch a fish on your fishing rod, and then wait for the flies...

Do you walk to work, or take your lunch?

 

[Peter]

Oh jollygreenjellybean ...:rofl:

Meals-on-wheels don't go past my workplace.

Do you normally eat off a wheel?

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

Nope, I usually eat what I run over with the wheel...

What do you add to dehydrated water?

 

[Mari]

Since water expands upon freezing, I would suggest putting the dehydrated water in the freezer which would also keep it fresh.

Why would a fish need a bicycle?

 

[Peter]

The unicycle is too hard on the fish.

Why does superman wear his underpants on the outside?

 

[MHealthJo]

Because Batman and Robin did in the old days, and so Superman didn't want to be the only one left out, looking silly wearing his underpants correctly.

But what situation caused underpants to be invented, anyway?

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

Well, some inventive cave women were tired of their husbands and children leaving brown skid marks on their nice clothing, so thought another layer of cloth would at least postpone or hinder anything from touching cloth. Undies are easier to make and use up less animal skins and time to make. Then they could wear their outwear more than one day. Saved on washing, time, and sewing supplies. Underwear was invented as the first adult diaper, just not as absorbent. lol

What happens when I press this big red button, here? *points at a red button on a console*

 

[making_art]

Everything!

How long is too long?

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

When you turn around and see it coming from the other direction.

What's your point?

 

[Peter]

I am afraid it is too blunt to be useful.

Can the people on TV see me?

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

Only when you aren't watching...

What are the best spices to eat hat with?

 

[PrincessX]

Sunpowder and wind chills.
How many seasons are there in Canada?

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

Depends where you live in Canada...

BC = 1 season: Monsoon
Alberta (especially Calgary) = 8 months of Winter punctuated by warm summery Chinooks, and 4 months of Summer punctuated by road construction
The Rest of Alberta (especially Edmonton) = 8 months of Winter and 4 months of Spring/road construction
Saskatchewan = 10 months of Winter, 2 months of blazing hot, unstable weather, and mosquitoes if it's wet or grasshoppers if it's dry. Oh and road construction.
Manitoba = 10 months of Winter, 2 months of hot weather accompanied by flooding
Ontario = 6 months of Winter, 6 months of Smog
Quebec = Je ne comprend pas la Francais, mais 6 months of Maple Syrup, 2 months of Spring, 2 months of Autumn, 2 months of irritability.
All of the Maritimes = 12 months of Kissing the Cod
All of the Territories = 12 months of shutup, it's cold, alright? (divided by 6 months of being awake in the dark and 6 months of being asleep in the sunlight)...


Ahem... So once you get your hand in the jar and grab all the cookies, how do you get it out of there?