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"Fox News did to our grandparents what they thought violent video games would do to us."

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"I don't have issues...I have subscriptions."

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"I remember being in an upmarket restaurant years ago and a couple came in (who were on their first date by the sounds of it) and the waiter brought a plate of olives. The man tried one and loudly said that the “grapes” were off and tasted funny. The poor woman looked horrified."
 

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"One Christmas, years ago, my mother opened a delicate, clear bottle inscribed with tiny blue letters, sprayed it on her wrist, dramatically inhaled, raved about the refreshing scent, and thanked my cousin’s husband for the new perfume. He sheepishly clarified that it was actually cleaning solution for glasses."
 

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It's getting real bad here in California. I just got robbed at the gas station. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it.

"It was pump #5," I replied.
 

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Poster in the background:

You is kind.
You is smart.
You is in jail.
 
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"Hopefully you have someone to blame."

~ The Price Is Right host Drew Carey joking to someone who just lost
 

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