David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
"There's a religious group that goes door-to-door selling cosmetics. They call themselves the Jo-Joba's witnesses." ~ Jeannie Dietz
"Electricity can be dangerous. I once watched my nephew try to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded." ~ Tim Allen
"It was different when we were kids. In second grade, a teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking. And then they sent us over to arts and crafts to make ash-trays for Mother's Day." ~ Paul Clay
"Electricity can be dangerous. I once watched my nephew try to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded." ~ Tim Allen
"It was different when we were kids. In second grade, a teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking. And then they sent us over to arts and crafts to make ash-trays for Mother's Day." ~ Paul Clay
