Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us) Pt. 2

[Daniel E.]

Canada Protects Home Advantage at Olympics - NY Times

Stephen Colbert accuses Canada of cheating at 2010 Olympics

At least in the US, one can watch Colbert's skit here at Hulu.com.

For those in Canada, they should be able to see the skit here:

http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/th...-colbert-report---november-5-2009/#clip230540

 

[Daniel E.]

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Something that may be dangerously off-topic since it's pro-Canadian:

A Quebec goat cheese named Cinderella that can be purchased for $6.99 at your local supermarket has been voted the best cheese in the world at the World Cheese Awards 2009, beating out 2,440 entries from 34 countries.

Quebec goat cheese world's best: First time a Canadian cheese-maker has won the award

 

[NicNak]

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Ren & Stimpy - The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman Anthem (video)

:lol:

 

[Andy]

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I haven't seen Ren and Stimpy for a long time. Do they still have it on t.v?

 

[Daniel E.]

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Q: "Doesn't it get cold in Canada?"

A: "Our lavish social programs keep you warm, all winter long!"

 

[Daniel E.]

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Canada falling behind U.S. in clean-energy efforts: experts

 

[David Baxter PhD]

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Well, of course you're working harder cleaning up. You made more of a mess than we did. :rofl:

 

[Daniel E.]

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YouTube - RetroBites: Letterman on Canada

YouTube - Letterman - Oh Canada - Audience participation - around 1986

 

[Daniel E.]

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This is both anti-Canadian and pro-tofu

Plants that package meat for Canada's domestic market are inspected just once a week, while those that ship to the U.S. must be checked daily.

Questions raised about gap in food inspection standards - The Globe and Mail

 

[Jazzey]

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We just have a stronger constitution.


...Wuss...

 

[Daniel E.]

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A carefully-chosen selection of Canadian University Lightbulb Jokes:

How many University of Toronto students does it take to change a lightbulb?
* Two, one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb?
* Five, one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it and one to write the computer program.

How many Western students does it take to change a lightbulb?
* Five, one to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect Tommy Hilfiger/L.L. Bean/Eddie Bauer outfit to wear for the occasion.

How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb?
* One, but she can't do it on Thursday, Friday or Saturday night.

How many University of Calgary students does it take to change a lightbulb?
* Seven, one to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.

How many University of Alberta students does it take to change a lightbulb?
* Two, one to change it and the other to boast how it was so "Indisputably Recognized" around the world.

How many University of Victoria students does it take to change a lightbulb?
* None, lava lamps don't burn out man!

How many UBC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
* Four, one to do it and three to translate the instructions.

How many University of Saskatchewan students does it take to change a lightbulb?
* One, there's nobody else around to do it.

How many Laurier students does it take to change a lightbulb?
* Five, they make it campus affair.

How many University of Manitoba students does it take to change a lightbulb?
* There's a university in Manitoba?

How many Carleton University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
* Two, one to change the bulb and one to brag about how they did it faster than the Ottawa U students did it.

How many Laval students does it take to change a lightbulb?
* One, but she would insist that the way she did it was distinct.

 

[David Baxter PhD]

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This is both anti-Canadian and pro-tofu

That statement is redundant. If it's pro-tofu, by definition it's anti-Canadian.

 

[Murray]

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still with the tofu hate? Tofu just gets no love here, sigh

 

[David Baxter PhD]

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still with the tofu hate? Tofu just gets no love here, sigh

Proving my point: Foreigners like tofu; real Canadians do not.

 

[Daniel E.]

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still with the tofu hate? Tofu just gets no love here, sigh

Be careful what you ask for:
YouTube - Japanese Natto Commercial

Some info on natto (fermented soybeans):
Natto? - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Honolulu Star-Bulletin

 

[Mari]

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I know tofu deserves better than this but I just could not resist.

Tofu can be square or round
and for your health it is quite sound
Eat it plain or spicy hot
or just parboiled from the pot
Tofu lovers lets unite
and torture David with a bite.

Mari

 

[David Baxter PhD]

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It won't torture me... I won't be one of those taking a bite.

 

[Mari]

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FYI I had teryaki tofu with vegetables on a bed of rice for dinner Mari

 

[David Baxter PhD]

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Take an emetic and a colon cleanser and call your doctor in the morning if you're not feeling better.

 

[Daniel E.]

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teryaki tofu

So Mari gets double brownie points for that since teriyaki sauce is made with soy, too.

And, of course, Dr. Baxter has no brownie points