David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
Honest Bumper Stickers
- All men are idiots, and I married their king.
- Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
- I brake for no apparent reason.
- Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off NOW.
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
- Consciousness cuts into my napping.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
- Keep honking. I'm reloading.