Computer Haikus

[Daniel E.]

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire;
The network is down.
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The Web site you seek
Cannot be located
But endless others exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent and reboot.
Order shall return.
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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence;
"My Novel" not found.
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao until
You bring fresh toner.
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Windows XP crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
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To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Rather than a beep,
Or a rude error message,
These words: file not found.
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Serious error. All
Shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

 

[ladylore]

I like that one. :lol:

 

[Banned]

Those are cute!

 

[Into The Light]

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy.

that's just evil!! :rofl:

and my favourite:

Windows XP crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

:funny: