Elevator

[David Baxter PhD]

A haggard old lady is in a fancy hotel's elevator.

On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps in and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."

On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps in and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce."

The old lady's floor approaches. As the doors open, she steps forward, passes gas, and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."

 

[Halo]

:loveit: Absolutely awesome :rofl: :rofl:

 

[white page]

:funny::funny: love this one , thanks
glad I didn't choose broccoli as an avatar:blush:

 

[Jazzey]

:lmao: Loved the joke and probably will never call you the "little broccoli" WP - at least not after that joke!

 

[white page]

don't you dare Jazzey !

 

[arlene]

:funny: well at least she wisely spend her money in a reasonable product/goods.

 

[forgetmenot]

that joke is worth repeating made me laugh out loud thanks