David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
A haggard old lady is in a fancy hotel's elevator.
On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps in and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."
On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps in and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce."
The old lady's floor approaches. As the doors open, she steps forward, passes gas, and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps in and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."
On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps in and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce."
The old lady's floor approaches. As the doors open, she steps forward, passes gas, and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."