Falling off

[David Baxter PhD]

Things Just Fallin' Off

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off.

After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off.

Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off.

I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand.

Now I'm afraid to pee.

 

[Jazzey]

David Baxter:

My (now adult) son's favorite line: If you don't smarten up, pa, I'm going to have to put you in a home.

 

[ladylore]

:rolling::rolling: Almost spit my coffee out on that one David. Thanks.

 

[white page]

:funny: home from work a few minutes ago , what a great way to start the evening thank you !, glad I hadn't started sipping my coffee yet

 

[Halo]

:loveit: One of your best David :rofl:

 

[NicNak]

Dr Baxter, just make sure you don't hold your hand against your forehead too! You wouldn't want your head to fall off! :teehee:

 

[NicNak]

......do you think they would preserve it like they did Einsteins? :funny:

 

[ladylore]

Which body part are you referring too NN?:rolling:

 

[David Baxter PhD]

 

[NicNak]

:support: There, there Dr Baxter. I am sure Einstein will be a quiet neighbour :teehee:

 

[Jazzey]

This thread is starting to remind me of a museum in France...where they exhibit Descartes' childhood skull... Rene Descartes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[NicNak]

Dr Baxter would be among good company :teehee: Einstine and Descartes were brilliant people!