I danced with a football player in your bathroom because that's how I roll

[ladylore]

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I did cartwheels with
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm unique anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made:

 

[NicNak]

I licked
a football player
Riding a Motorcycle
because I think I need some serious help.

:yikes3:

 

[white page]

I danced with a homeless guy in your bathroom because that's how I roll.

 

[Daniel E.]

I licked
a football player...

:teehee:

 

[ladylore]

NN is naughty

 

[NicNak]

:blush:

:teehee:

 

[white page]

I read kicked !

 

[ladylore]

the friend who sent me this got:

I jumped on a noodle at the dinner table because I'm sexy and i do what I want

:rofl:

 

[NicNak]

:teehee:

What is yours Daniel? :lol:

 

[Halo]

I smelled a monster riding a motorcycle because the voices told me to :lol:

 

[ladylore]

I smelled a monster riding a motorcycle because the voices told me to :lol:

Ok then.

 

[Jazzey]

I karate chopped a fireman in your bathroom because I'm a Ninja! (what can I say - multi-coloured top! )

 

[ladylore]

:rofl::rofl:

 

[David Baxter PhD]

I'm worried about you guys...

 

[Atlantean]

I danced with my sister in an elevator because that's how I roll.

wow, youre birthday is the day before mine is, LadyLore. (And apparently we're wearing the same color shirt!)

LOL@Dr. Baxter

 

[ladylore]

Very cool Atlantean!:jiggy:

 

[NicNak]

Thanks Ladylore for this. It is halarious!


There there Dr Baxter, it's ok :support:

We are all ok :crazy: No need to worry.

 

[ladylore]

I almost fell out of my chair I laughed so hard.

I wonder what colour shirts the guys have on?

 

[gooblax]

I danced with a stuffed animal in line at the bank because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

... oh dear.

 

[Jazzey]

:lol: I think so far Gooblax, yours is my favorite!