Kangaroo Jokes
Why did the Kangaroo bring an extra pocket-pouch to the golf course?
Just in case she got a hole-in-one.
What kind of Kangaroo gives advice from a mountaintop.
A Gu-roo.
Dingo one: That kangaroo has the worst taste in friends.
Dingo two: I know, I once bit one and I immediately threw up.
What's the most common ailment among elder kangaroo?
Roo-matoid Arthritis.
What keeps kangaroo from practicing law?
The bar. Instead of passing it, they keep passing out at it.
Why did the Kangaroo bring an extra pocket-pouch to the golf course?
Just in case she got a hole-in-one.
What kind of Kangaroo gives advice from a mountaintop.
A Gu-roo.
Dingo one: That kangaroo has the worst taste in friends.
Dingo two: I know, I once bit one and I immediately threw up.
What's the most common ailment among elder kangaroo?
Roo-matoid Arthritis.
What keeps kangaroo from practicing law?
The bar. Instead of passing it, they keep passing out at it.
