My Hero

[Mari]

"Phyllis Diller" because she made me laugh and one particular quote from her also helps me a lot...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.

and a few just for fun...

"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."

"Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room."

"His finest hour lasted a minute and a half."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."

"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."

"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

~ Phyllis Diller

 

[MHealthJo]

Hahahahaha! I like the housework one the best.