David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
An elderly couple is on a walk when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get me some toilet paper."
"What for?" says her husband. "He must be half a mile away by now."
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get me some toilet paper."
"What for?" says her husband. "He must be half a mile away by now."