Q: How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just the one, but the bulb has to want to change.
Neurotics build castles in the sky.
Psychotics live in them.
Psychiatrists collect the rent.
Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I?m crazy because I like sausages.
Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.
Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I?ve got hundreds of them.
My uncle is a strange guy. He?s very moody, manic-depressive. Once, he sent me a postcard. It said, ?Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead.?
A: Just the one, but the bulb has to want to change.
Neurotics build castles in the sky.
Psychotics live in them.
Psychiatrists collect the rent.
Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I?m crazy because I like sausages.
Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.
Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I?ve got hundreds of them.
My uncle is a strange guy. He?s very moody, manic-depressive. Once, he sent me a postcard. It said, ?Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead.?
