Watch for these consolidations in 2008:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa
5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
9.) Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa
5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
9.) Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang
