12 Rules for Date Night

David Baxter PhD

Late Founder
Rules for Date Night
Wednesday November 7, 2007

1. No kid talk

2. No eavesdropping

3. No fighting

4. No flirting (with other people)

5. No whining or crying

6. No flatulence or incontinence

7. No technology (cellphones, BlackBerries, iPhones, or iPods)

8. No interrupting

9. No belching, spitting, or vomiting

10. No heavy boozing or pot-smoking

11. No blogging about it

12. No Christmas sweaters, polyester dresses, or ratty underwear
 
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