Dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less, <----------------------My cat doesn't follow this
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called, <----------------------Or this
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink, <--------------------He likes a good Cohiba once in a while
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.....(*_*)
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less, <----------------------My cat doesn't follow this
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called, <----------------------Or this
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink, <--------------------He likes a good Cohiba once in a while
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.....(*_*)
