An Answering Machine for the Psychiatrically Challenged

[Sparrow]

This is an old one, but I don't mind posting it because I still see myself in it.


Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which
number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press.
No one will answer.

 

[Mari]

I like this one.

I have CDO. It's like OCD, but with the letters in alphabetical order, like they're supposed to be.

I do not know where it is from but I had to put it in quote because of the annoying contractions. :dimples: Mari

 

[NicNak]

This are great. I have CDO tendincies too lol

I personally think it is good to see the humor in our quirks.

 

[amastie]

I like this one.



I do not know where it is from but I had to put it in quote because of the annoying contractions. :dimples: Mari

:rolling:
Absolutely perfect!
amastie

This is an old one, but I don't mind posting it because I still see myself in it......

It was good to be reminded
Thanks,
amastie