There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke.
The only three women who entered the race were a Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up on the shore.
She was declared the fastest breaststroker.
About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled in and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the Brunette finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race she replied,
?I don?t want to sound like I?m a sore loser but I think those two other girls were using their arms.?
The only three women who entered the race were a Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up on the shore.
She was declared the fastest breaststroker.
About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled in and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the Brunette finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race she replied,
?I don?t want to sound like I?m a sore loser but I think those two other girls were using their arms.?
