Cows on first?

[David Baxter PhD]

Guy 1: Look! A bunch of cows!

Guy 2: Herd of cows!

Guy 1: Of course I?ve heard of cows!

Guy 2: No, no! A cow herd!

Guy 1: What do I care if a cow heard? I didn't say anything I shouldn?t have!

 

[Cat Dancer]

Hee hee. There's an ad for cow management software on this page. :lol:

 

[David Baxter PhD]

Hee hee. There's an ad for cow management software on this page. :lol:

:rofl:

 

[Banned]

Hee hee. There's an ad for cow management software on this page. :lol:

You can save time, improve organization, and make better decisions (like what the cows should hear) with this software.

:rofl:

 

[Daniel E.]

and make better decisions (like what the cows should hear) with this software.

So I guess it's like iTunes for cows. Of course, if the cows had their own iPods, they could self-manage themselves.

 

[Banned]

iTunes, iPods, and iPhones for cows. What is this world coming to?!

I wonder if whales have iPods? (get it? a "pod" of whales...hahahaha).

 

[Mari]

 

[Cat Dancer]

I don't like cows. I was chased by a cow when I was little and it has scarred me for life. And every single house we have bought has been next to a cow pasture. Nice.

 

[David Baxter PhD]

I don't like cows

They're pretty good on the barbeque...

every single house we have bought has been next to a cow pasture.

Were the cow pastures there when you moved in? or are cows following you (pre-cow-invasion strategy)?

Or is it just that in your state there is no land that is NOT next to a cow pasture...

 

[Cat Dancer]

I think all of that is true. I think they definitely are following me. I think I need that cow management software. I also snicker when I drive by McDonalds. :lol:

When we had goats (that was a big fiasco) we fenced in our property so the neighbors cows couldn't come up to our fence anymore (it's really confusing and I can't explain better than that), but before that I really enjoyed scaring the cows and making them run away. Payback, I guess. Or maybe I'm as evil as they are.

 

[Jazzey]

..You may just have ruined McDonald's for me :lol:...nah...

Just remember, cows are intelligent - they will remember you. i.e.: be nice......Ok, kidding.

 

[Daniel E.]

The cows that live next to my property seem nice, though they do seem less intelligent than a dog. It's always weird, though, when I notice they have "moved on."

 

[David Baxter PhD]

cows are intelligent

Compared to what? Slugs?

 

[Jazzey]

My grandfather was a dairy farmer. When he sold the farm (and the cows), they all came back from great distances. On the day that they left, they all came back in time for the nighttime milking - and stuck their heads into the kitchen window to find him....I think they're intelligent animals. It doesn't meant that I particularly want to get "that" close to them...

I don't know - My grandfather always swore they were intelligent - what the heck do I know about cows? :lol:

 

[David Baxter PhD]

YouTube - Cows With Guns (music by Dana Lyons, www.cowswithguns.com)

YouTube - The Cow-Goat Song

 

[Cat Dancer]

They should like me. I am vegetarian for Pete's sake. :lol:

They could be intelligent, but don't they lick their own noses? Ewww.

 

[Cat Dancer]

He hee. Those are funny.

 

[Jazzey]

They should like me. I am vegetarian for Pete's sake. :lol:

They could be intelligent, but don't they lick their own noses? Ewww.

Wait a second - don't you have cats and dogs? Licking their noses, well...I won't finish that sentence for you CD.

 

[Cat Dancer]

Yeah, but this thread wasn't about cats or dogs.

 

[Domo]

Yeah but they lick things a lot worse then their noses