David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
Dear Brain
by Lauren Beth , Hell in the Hallways
January 26, 2011
Dear Brain,
This is a final notice to cease and desist any and all pointless worry. In concordance with the terms of your lease, you are required to maintain a habitable environment and I regret to inform you that your anxious pondering and obsessive rigidity are a violation of your contract.
I would like to resolve this matter amicably, and would suggest the sage wisdom of a Ms. Ida. ?99% of what we worry about never happens.? I realize we have had a turbulent relationship previously, and are optimistic that we can come to a peaceful compromise in the immediate future. Otherwise, you will be receiving an eviction notice within the week.
Please do not hesitate to contact me, say a prayer, or take a pill at any time.
Thank you,
Your Landlord
by Lauren Beth , Hell in the Hallways
January 26, 2011
Dear Brain,
This is a final notice to cease and desist any and all pointless worry. In concordance with the terms of your lease, you are required to maintain a habitable environment and I regret to inform you that your anxious pondering and obsessive rigidity are a violation of your contract.
I would like to resolve this matter amicably, and would suggest the sage wisdom of a Ms. Ida. ?99% of what we worry about never happens.? I realize we have had a turbulent relationship previously, and are optimistic that we can come to a peaceful compromise in the immediate future. Otherwise, you will be receiving an eviction notice within the week.
Please do not hesitate to contact me, say a prayer, or take a pill at any time.
Thank you,
Your Landlord
