A man and a woman go to the lake one weekend for some relaxing and fishing.
The man goes out early to do some fishing and returns to take a nap leaving his fishing gear in the boat.
The woman grabs a book, gets in the boat and drives to the middle of the lake, sets anchor and begins reading.
A Game officer pulls up to the womans boat and says. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket for fishing without a license".
Woman, "But Officer I'm not fishing I'm reading and have no intention of fishing".
Officer, "Well Miss. you might fish,you have all the equipment
Woman "Well Officer I will have to charge you with sexual assault".
Officer " But I haven't assaulted you".
Woman "No, but you might, you have all the equipment .
The man goes out early to do some fishing and returns to take a nap leaving his fishing gear in the boat.
The woman grabs a book, gets in the boat and drives to the middle of the lake, sets anchor and begins reading.
A Game officer pulls up to the womans boat and says. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket for fishing without a license".
Woman, "But Officer I'm not fishing I'm reading and have no intention of fishing".
Officer, "Well Miss. you might fish,you have all the equipment
Woman "Well Officer I will have to charge you with sexual assault".
Officer " But I haven't assaulted you".
Woman "No, but you might, you have all the equipment .
