Grey hairs

[Fiver]

I'm not a doctor, but I think those are covered under home care.



And some people pay for gray highlights. So with all that money you save, you should never be caught driving a car over 5 years old.

For those of us living south of the (Canadian) border, this t-shirt slogan solves our problems.

 

[NicNak]

Well, those decisions should be made between you and your doctor, NN. Don't let the insurance executives decide what you should wear

:lol: Even if the hat makes me look more like Fergie than my old one? :teehee:

 

[Daniel E.]

this t-shirt slogan solves our problems.

And, when people do get sick, it helps build character

 

[Fiver]

Exactly. I think a lot of people will be getting Christmas gifts from that site this year.

 

[NicNak]

And, when people do get sick, it helps build character

Can you buy gift cards for vaccinations and blood work at your local hospital to give as Christmas gifts? :teehee:

 

[Fiver]

Believe it or not, yes. Kroger gift cards can be used at the pharmacy for prescriptions, flu shots, or (for those stores that have the feature,) a visit with a nurse practitioner.

I suppose this is a good thing, although the entire concept nauseates me a little.

 

[Daniel E.]

Kroger gift cards can be used at the pharmacy for prescriptions, flu shots, or (for those stores that have the feature,) a visit with a nurse practitioner.

I wouldn't mind it if they also included "Buy One, Get One Free" specials like they do for groceries Like buy the regular flu shot, and get H1N1 for free. Or get a free case of Diet Coke with each pharmacy refill.

 

[Fiver]

OR!

How about, "Buy one flu shot and get a chance at our sweepstakes drawing to 'Spend an Evening with a cool chick who moonlights as a Kroger Night Stocker! (Molson provided gratis)'"

Now that would give me something to hang on for.

 

[Daniel E.]

And instead of employees asking customers "How are you?" or "Can I help you?" they can just take their blood pressure to find out.

 

[Fiver]

Hey! I pay union dues every week, and my contract specifically states I am entitled to NOT touch any customers if I don't feel like it. Besides, I'm part of the midnight crew; we're notorious for our inability to be polite to customers.

[Truthfully, I rather miss that we're no longer open 24 hours, closing now at 1AM. It was sort of fun when the drunks would come in around 2-3AM and ask where we keep the frozen White Castle burgers. (Clue: In the freezer, not the pet food aisle.)]

 

[Daniel E.]

ask where we keep the frozen White Castle burgers.

Haha

 

[David Baxter PhD]

Mmmmm... frozen burgers... aaaaarrhhhhhgghhlllllll... :homer:

 

[Fiver]

After leading them with their staggering lurch to the frozen section, I would helpfully point to the pharmacy area, and specifically mention that we carried Tums, Rolaids, and Motrin for their hangovers.