David Baxter PhD
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sounds like basic product safety research was omitted here!
i can almost smell the pending law suit costs
Yeah, I just read it was pulled before being released nationally.
How to (desperately) heat up pizza in a microwave-free hotel room:
David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
Found on Twitter:
"What if we DID start the fire?"
"Being popular on twitter is like being the most popular person in a gas station. Neat but maybe don’t brag about it."
"*writes tweet*
*refreshes timeline 473 times in 10 minutes*
*sees one Like*
*feels the rush of affirmation*"
"My imaginary boyfriend gets all my nudes, and he says nice things like, 'Baby, you look thin. Have a brownie'."
"In a world of people I want to stab, I don’t wanna stab you."
"Hey! Stop staring at my eyes! My breasts are down here!"
"I have confirmed that Staples does in fact sell staples, now off to Dicks I go."
"Date: What do you do?
Me: [holds up menu] you just choose a meal from this book of food"
"People said I was wasting my time playing Tetris, but here I am, loading the dishwasher like a beast."
"My son doesn’t like mozzarella sticks. I just left him on the side of the road. I wish him well."
"HER: I once broke up with a guy for saying 'I could care less'.
ME: Haha - that idiot! [nervous] Of course it's 'I could care fewer'."
"What if we DID start the fire?"
"Being popular on twitter is like being the most popular person in a gas station. Neat but maybe don’t brag about it."
"*writes tweet*
*refreshes timeline 473 times in 10 minutes*
*sees one Like*
*feels the rush of affirmation*"
"My imaginary boyfriend gets all my nudes, and he says nice things like, 'Baby, you look thin. Have a brownie'."
"In a world of people I want to stab, I don’t wanna stab you."
"Hey! Stop staring at my eyes! My breasts are down here!"
"I have confirmed that Staples does in fact sell staples, now off to Dicks I go."
"Date: What do you do?
Me: [holds up menu] you just choose a meal from this book of food"
"People said I was wasting my time playing Tetris, but here I am, loading the dishwasher like a beast."
"My son doesn’t like mozzarella sticks. I just left him on the side of the road. I wish him well."
"HER: I once broke up with a guy for saying 'I could care less'.
ME: Haha - that idiot! [nervous] Of course it's 'I could care fewer'."
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