My Twelve Cats Were Laughing At Me
On the first day of Christmas,
When I brought home my tree,
My twelve cats were laughing at me.
On the second day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Two mangled garlands and
My twelve cats laughing at me.
On the third day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands,
And my twelve cats laughing at me.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands,
And my twelve cats laughing at me.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Five shredded gifts,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands and,
My twelve cats laughing at me.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Six fallen angels,
Five shredded gifts,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands,
And my twelve cats laughing at me.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Seven half-dead rodents,
Six fallen angels,
Five shredded gifts,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands and,
My twelve cats laughing at me.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Eight shattered ornaments,
Seven half-dead rodents,
Six fallen angels,
Five shredded gifts,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands and,
My twelve cats laughing at me.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Nine chewed-through light strings,
Eight shattered ornaments,
Seven half-dead rodents,
Six fallen angels,
Five shredded gifts,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands and,
My twelve cats laughing at me.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Ten tinsel hairballs,
Nine chewed-through light strings,
Eight shattered ornaments,
Seven half-dead rodents,
Six fallen angels,
Five shredded gifts,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands,
And my twelve cats laughing at me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Eleven broken branches,
Ten tinsel hairballs,
Nine chewed-through light strings,
Eight shattered ornaments,
Seven half-dead rodents,
Six fallen angels,
Five shredded gifts,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands and,
My twelve cats laughing at me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
I looked at my poor tree
Twelve cats a-climbing
Eleven broken branches
Ten tinsel hairballs
Nine chewed-through light strings
Eight shattered ornaments
Seven half-dead rodents
Six fallen angels
Five shredded gifts
Four males a-spraying
Three missing Wise Men
Two mangled garlands
and my twelve cats laughing at me!
AHHH! BUT YA GOTTA LOVE EM! And if you were crazy enough to buy a tree in the first place...Duh!!!!!
On the first day of Christmas,
When I brought home my tree,
My twelve cats were laughing at me.
On the second day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Two mangled garlands and
My twelve cats laughing at me.
On the third day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands,
And my twelve cats laughing at me.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands,
And my twelve cats laughing at me.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Five shredded gifts,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands and,
My twelve cats laughing at me.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Six fallen angels,
Five shredded gifts,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands,
And my twelve cats laughing at me.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Seven half-dead rodents,
Six fallen angels,
Five shredded gifts,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands and,
My twelve cats laughing at me.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Eight shattered ornaments,
Seven half-dead rodents,
Six fallen angels,
Five shredded gifts,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands and,
My twelve cats laughing at me.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Nine chewed-through light strings,
Eight shattered ornaments,
Seven half-dead rodents,
Six fallen angels,
Five shredded gifts,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands and,
My twelve cats laughing at me.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Ten tinsel hairballs,
Nine chewed-through light strings,
Eight shattered ornaments,
Seven half-dead rodents,
Six fallen angels,
Five shredded gifts,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands,
And my twelve cats laughing at me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I saw beneath my tree,
Eleven broken branches,
Ten tinsel hairballs,
Nine chewed-through light strings,
Eight shattered ornaments,
Seven half-dead rodents,
Six fallen angels,
Five shredded gifts,
Four males a-spraying,
Three missing Wise Men,
Two mangled garlands and,
My twelve cats laughing at me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
I looked at my poor tree
Twelve cats a-climbing
Eleven broken branches
Ten tinsel hairballs
Nine chewed-through light strings
Eight shattered ornaments
Seven half-dead rodents
Six fallen angels
Five shredded gifts
Four males a-spraying
Three missing Wise Men
Two mangled garlands
and my twelve cats laughing at me!
AHHH! BUT YA GOTTA LOVE EM! And if you were crazy enough to buy a tree in the first place...Duh!!!!!
