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David Baxter PhD

Late Founder
Mint says missing gold may have been stolen
CBC News
Monday, June 29, 2009

The Royal Canadian Mint said Monday that $15.3 million worth of gold missing from its vaults could have been stolen.

The gold was reported missing last fall, but officials at the mint said they had hoped they would find that an accounting error was responsible.

A review conducted by auditors Deloitte and Touche, however, recently concluded that the gold wasn't simply forgotten during inventory. "The unaccounted for difference in gold does not appear to relate to an accounting error in the reconciliation process, an accounting error in the physical stock count schedules or an accounting error in the record keeping of transactions during the year," the company concluded in a report released Monday.

Christine Aquino, director of communications with the mint, said that many possible scenarios are being considered. "We're not going to speculate on the cause just yet," said Aquino. "We're not giving up on this. We're going to pursue this rather vigorously."

Aquino said the mint asked the RCMP to look into the matter two weeks ago.

She said in the meantime, the mint is prepared to follow three of Deloitte and Touche's recommendations concerning its accounting procedures and building security.

"They've also asked that we go through our security measures for review," said Aquino. "But it's just one of the avenues we're pursuing. We have one of the most secure facilities in Canada, if not the world."
 

David Baxter PhD

Late Founder
Translation of Story for the Non-Bureaucrat

Public Employee #1: Oops. Looks like we're missing 15.3 million dollars.

Public Employee #2: Uh-oh. Do you think it might have been stolen?

Public Employee #1: I don't know. Let's call for an inquiry.

... months later ...

Public Employee #1: Well, it wasn't an accounting error so I guess it was stolen.

Public Employee #2: What do we do now?

Public Employee #1: I don't know. I'll call a meeting.

.... hours or days later ...

Public Employee #1: We still can't agree on what to do, so we've decided to hand it all over to the RCMP.

Public Employee #2: The RCMP? They'll take months and probably come up with nothing!

Public Employee #1: Oh well. It's not like it's coming out of our pay cheques! :D :lol: :rofl:

Public Employee #2: Oh yeah! :rofl:
 

Jazzey

Account Closed
Member
:rofl:

Minister of Finance: It's not really a big deal, we can probably recoup that through taxes...
 

David Baxter PhD

Late Founder
Bureaucrats: The Sequel

Public Employee #1: I know! Let's call it "a computer error"! Everyone will believe that!!!

Public Employee #2: Of course! Pure genius! And then while everyone is complaining about those contractors we hire to do all of our computer stuff because our full time employees don't really know anything about computers, we'll just shuffle a few million dollars in tax money around and then in another month or two we can just proclaim, "It's okay! Found it!!".
 
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