• Quote of the Day
    "Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers."
    Veronica A. Shoffstall, After a While (1971), posted by David Baxter

Daniel

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Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find younger, sexy men who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every time you walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it, is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these."
 

Retired

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Truer than you think! ;)

Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Forgetting where you left your glasses is not serious, it's when you forget that you wear glasses that you begin to worry:hissyfit:
 

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Well, I was born in 1970, and everything from my childhood is now seen as retro, which is scary!
 

Halo

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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

I cracked up at this one :rofl:
 

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