A psychologist returned from a conference in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permitted to ski for free. Her husband asked her, "How did it go?". She replied, "Fine, but I've never seen so many Freudians slip."
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When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."
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"I'm even in denial about the fact that I'm in therapy. I've just convinced myself there's a friend that I see once a week, and then I lend her $90, and she never pays me back." ~ Caroline Rhea
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When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."
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"I'm even in denial about the fact that I'm in therapy. I've just convinced myself there's a friend that I see once a week, and then I lend her $90, and she never pays me back." ~ Caroline Rhea
