Things I Realized When I Was Sick

[David Baxter PhD]

Things I Realized When I Was Sick
by Dr. Deborah Serani
Wednesday, March 25, 2009

• Tissues with lotion rock. But not for cleaning eyeglasses.
• I can out-nap and out-sleep my cat.
• Peeing when coughing or sneezing should be an Olympic event.
• Dust collects in exponential degrees as if it knows you can't get to it.
• Someone needs to invent a cold-side-of-the-pillow maker.
• I like to do Karate moves while I fight to get well.
• Expiration dates for medications should have alarms on them.
• George Clooney did not visit me even though my delirium-fever said so.
• There is no meal-maker fairy.
• You're never too old to have someone tuck you in.

 

[Halo]

:rofl: Thanks for the post :rofl:

I can definitely relate to some of these since I have been sick, especially...

• Peeing when coughing or sneezing should be an Olympic event.
• George Clooney did not visit me even though my delirium-fever said so.
• You're never too old to have someone tuck you in.