Why Hanukkah is Better Than Christmas

[David Baxter PhD]

Why Hanukkah is Better Than Christmas

1. There''s no "Donny & Marie Hanukkah Special"
   
2. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway).
   
3. No need to clean the chimney.
   
4. There's no latke-nog.
   
5. Burl Ives doesn't sing Hanukkah songs.
   
6. You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals.
   
7. You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown".
   
8. No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl".
   
9. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.
   
10. Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.

 

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No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl"

 

[NicNak]

:rofl:

 

[Jazzey]