David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
Why Hanukkah is Better Than Christmas
- There''s no "Donny & Marie Hanukkah Special"
- Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway).
- No need to clean the chimney.
- There's no latke-nog.
- Burl Ives doesn't sing Hanukkah songs.
- You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals.
- You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown".
- No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl".
- No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.
- Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.