Worst joke ever (sorry)

[white page]

this so bad that it made me laugh

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

 

[amastie]

:funny: Like like it!

 

[ladylore]

That one is bad.

 

[white page]

I would like to thank the forum fairy or elf , who corrects my spelling , I wrote worse initially , by the time I realized the mistake it was too late , and then with a wave of someones magic wand , it was corrected to worst , so thank you mysterious forum fairy or elf for saving me from deep embarassement yet again

 

[forgetmenot]

now that is funny thanks white page mary

 

[Daniel E.]

I think Dr. Baxter would be proud of frog joke

 

[David Baxter PhD]

*cough* I was born in England...

 

[forgetmenot]

good one Dr Baxter

 

[Cat Dancer]

I love it! Gave me a smile.

 

[forgetmenot]

im glad your smiling cat dancer i missed you mary

 

[HBas]

Muhwhahahahahahaha - Jeezzzzz....

 

[white page]

*cough* I was born in England...

We now have an explanation for Dr. Baxters eccentric sense of humour ,:support: all is forgiven Dr. Baxter

 

[Jazzey]

We now have an explanation for Dr. Baxters eccentric sense of humour , all is forgiven Dr. Baxter

...Is it wise to give Dr. Baxter carte blanche on the jokes?

 

[poohbear]

I like that one.

--Poohbear

 

[white page]

...Is it wise to give Dr. Baxter carte blanche on the jokes?

I dunno :hide:
time will tell

 

[Adam777]

Hey, that's actually not bad... kind of funny.

 

[amastie]

WP,
I was reading a PsychLinks newsletter and your "worst joke ever" has had more vews than many other posts. Says something about what people want to read

 

[white page]

WP,
I was reading a PsychLinks newsletter and your "worst joke ever" has had more vews than many other posts. Says something about what people want to read

Hi Amastie , :heart:
good point there .
If a thread in the fun room makes folk smile or groan then that's wonderful , the room is common ground , so it recieves views from all the members , however the other rooms are specialised , I for one avoid reading certain threads on cerain days because they may trigger me , some subjects are totally out of my experience and not relevant to me so I never read them.
Here one can meet members from the forum one wouldn't meet otherwise .
A true virtual waiting room.
I come to this forum for various reasons , to inform myself, to learn from the experience of others , for support and advice , to support and help other members if I can , and for the friendly atmosphere , even at times when I am crying inside I visit this room first to laugh and smile ( see some of Dr B's famous jokes )I know that this is true of most members . and that's what is amazing and a tribute to human nature I believe .

ps waiting for the next joke

 

[Marcel]

ps waiting for the next joke

Thought this might fit in a thread that already had a frog joke.

YouTube - Kermit's Therapy

 

[Meg]

I like it!

Great joke.