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:rofl: so silly that it is very funny !
:rofl: so silly that it is very funny !
re: Jokes so bad even Dr. Baxter would be proud
There's a small German town near Munich called Pfilzerplatz, and the town is renowned for producing fine stationery. Anyway, Munich had a problem -- the thousands of stray dogs in the city were breeding with one another and overrunning the city. So the people of Munich banded together and ran the dogs out of the city. Unfortunately, the dogs appeared in Pfilzerplatz. The dogs took over everything, and the mayor decided to evacuate the town. The paper mills were shut down, and everyone left.
But a couple days later, the townsfolk, watching their town from the hills, saw smoke rising from the smokestacks. They knew no humans were left in the town, so they concluded that the dogs had learned to operate the factories.
The mayor hurried to Munich's town hall and pleaded, "You've got to help us! The mills are alive with the hounds of Munich!"
There's a small German town near Munich called Pfilzerplatz, and the town is renowned for producing fine stationery. Anyway, Munich had a problem -- the thousands of stray dogs in the city were breeding with one another and overrunning the city. So the people of Munich banded together and ran the dogs out of the city. Unfortunately, the dogs appeared in Pfilzerplatz. The dogs took over everything, and the mayor decided to evacuate the town. The paper mills were shut down, and everyone left.
But a couple days later, the townsfolk, watching their town from the hills, saw smoke rising from the smokestacks. They knew no humans were left in the town, so they concluded that the dogs had learned to operate the factories.
The mayor hurried to Munich's town hall and pleaded, "You've got to help us! The mills are alive with the hounds of Munich!"
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re: Jokes so bad even Dr. Baxter would be proud
I'm jealous Turtle , I wish I had found those
I'm jealous Turtle , I wish I had found those
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Re: Jokes so bad even Dr. Baxter would be proud
Just the dogs of (joke) war, STP.
Just the dogs of (joke) war, STP.
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A patient shows up in a psychiatrist's office nude and ask "Doc do I look crazy to you"
Doc replies " I can see 'you're' nuts.
Doc replies " I can see 'you're' nuts.
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