The employees at the Salvation Army Thrift Store in Quartzsite got quite the surprise in one of their red kettles — a gold tooth!
“In the past, Red Kettles across the country have received gold coins, valuable jewelry and checks of large dollar amounts, but this gold tooth is right up there on the list of unusual donations.”
CHARLESTON, SC—Confessing that this was always the hardest part of his job, local oncologist Dr. William Barlowe told reporters Friday that he wasn’t sure how to break the news to his patient that they were born in America. “It’s sad, but as a medical professional, I have no choice but to sit...
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"All I can do at this point is try to make living with U.S. citizenship as tolerable and pain-free as possible. It never gets any easier.”
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