• Quote of the Day
    "Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life;
    not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens."
    Kahlil Gibran, posted by David Baxter

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Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.


I know this is politically incorrect and unfair to blondes, but it's still funny! :eek:
 

ladylore

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And as I have sandy blonde hair myself - I also have one or two great blonde jokes.
 

Halo

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:rofl: that was really funny...I totally cracked up :lol:
 

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Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

H-e-y!! I'm blonde..or at least I was before I went grey..and I never got pregnant!

I don't get it:confused:

Steve
 

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Wellll, I am blonde, pregnant 6 times. enough said. thanks, David :funny:

TG
 

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TSOW,

Glad I'm not the only one who don't get it. May be because I'm not blonde. ;-)


H-e-y!! I'm blonde..or at least I was before I went grey..and I never got pregnant!

I don't get it:confused:

Steve
 
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this one is for all the blonde people out there... :D

Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
 

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Q: What did the blond guy say when his brunette wife delivered twins?

A: "All right! Who's the other father?"
 

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Q: What did the blond guy say when his brunette wife delivered twins?

A: "All right! Who's the other father?"

Almost fell off my chair with that one. :lol:
 

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