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David Baxter PhD
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There once was a business owner who was interviewing people for a division manager position. He selected an engineer, a mathematician, a physicist, a logician, a social worker, a lawyer, a trader and an accountant to interview and decided to select the individual that could answer the question “How much is 2+2?”
- The engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced, “It lies between 3.98 and 4.02″.
- The mathematician said, “In two hours I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following short proof.”
- The physicist declared, “It’s in the magnitude of 1×101.”
- The logician paused for a long while and then said, “This problem is solvable.”
- The social worker said, “I don’t know the answer, but I am glad that we discussed this important question.”
- The lawyer stated, “In the case of the Crown vs. Svenson, 2+2 was declared to be 4.”
- The trader asked, “Are you buying or selling?”
She is fascinated with the “afterlife” and is convinced she will someday have a near death experience because, “I never finish anything.”
She explains, “Sometimes a ghost will just do the same thing over and over in life. That's why I want to move into a house that is haunted by a maid."
David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
^^^ I've watched videos by her on YouTube. She's hilarious. 
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~ Paul Gilmartin
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Mistaking the $18 wine for the $2,000 Rothschild, the first manager poured the cheap wine for the businessmen. According to the manager, the businessman hosting the others considered himself a wine connoisseur, and showing off, tasted the cheap wine before bursting into raptures about its purity.
Mistaking the $18 wine for the $2,000 Rothschild, the first manager poured the cheap wine for the businessmen. According to the manager, the businessman hosting the others considered himself a wine connoisseur, and showing off, tasted the cheap wine before bursting into raptures about its purity.
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