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Therapy Everyone Can Afford
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Still there? Don’t be shy! Go ahead and make your selection now!
Still there? Don’t be shy! Go ahead and make your selection now!”
Therapy Everyone Can Afford
For only pennies per cyber-session, you can connect directly with one of our many license-adjacent counsellors.
Katrina Johnston
“I am a certified healing leader with more than twenty-six years of experience in treating alien-abduction trauma and nothing else. But the same skills I use to help clients overcome memories of live vivisection and arena combat on a planet of pure, searing energy are readily transferable to all manner of emotional struggles. Note: I do not require my clients to have undergone torture at the hands of extraterrestrials. However, we may spend our first session together discussing how exactly you know you weren’t disassembled and reassembled, given the power of alien memory-neutralizing technology.”
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From 1996:
(My favorite is the cannibal as a "people person.")
(My favorite is the cannibal as a "people person.")
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