More things we learned from movies

[David Baxter PhD]

What We Learn From the Movies

• It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.
• A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
• If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
• Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
• It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
• After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking.
• No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
• Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.

 

[Adam777]

What We Learn From the Movies

• It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

That's one thing I always found so annoying watching some action movies... why are these other guys just waiting for their turn?... that doesn't happen in real life!

 

[white page]

that is deliciously funny Dr. Baxter, and they all have perfect teeth!

 

[Charity]

And when women wake up in the morning, even after a very rough night, they still look completely flawless!

 

[Jazzey]

...That's how I wake up Charity - 'flawless', makeup intact, looks like I've caught a bit of sun during my sleep, hair flowing in the wind... :lol:

 

[Retired]

After a (Memorial) weekend of war movies, we learned how sanitary war can be. All soldiers, especially the *stars* have fantastic haircuts, perfect teeth as WhitePage already alluded to, and most of all soldiers never need to go to the bathroom in times of war.

 

[ladylore]

Nice calming wind? Or (my regular experience) full blown tornado?

 

[sarek]

• And if you shoot someone they always get kicked all over the place as if by magical jedi boxing gloves while you remain calmly standing.