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A husband and wife are in court. He is there to support his wife who was caught stealing in the grocery store.
The Judge says, "well Mrs. Smith, see here you stole a can of peaches. How many peaches were in that can?"
"There were 6 peach halves," replies Mrs. Smith
"Well, I am going to give you 6 weeks, 1 week for each peach half to teach you a lesson that stealing is never right." says the judge.
The husband sits there with a shocked look on his face then jumps up and says, "but your honor, she stole a can of peas also."
The Judge says, "well Mrs. Smith, see here you stole a can of peaches. How many peaches were in that can?"
"There were 6 peach halves," replies Mrs. Smith
"Well, I am going to give you 6 weeks, 1 week for each peach half to teach you a lesson that stealing is never right." says the judge.
The husband sits there with a shocked look on his face then jumps up and says, "but your honor, she stole a can of peas also."
