The High Stress Diet

[David Baxter PhD]

The High Stress Diet

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help people cope with the stress that builds during the day.

Breakfast:
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch:
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Tea:
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner:
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Midnight Night Snack:
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

 

[ladylore]

1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

I did that this week.

 

[Fiver]

The research is obviously flawed. I see no mention of Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries anywhere. Pffft.

 

[Banned]

I've been on a diet similar to this for years. My stress is still high. What am I doing wrong??

 

[NicNak]

They forgot the tranqulizer to get that sugar high down so the person can actually sleep :teehee:

 

[Meg]

Ooooh yeah

I like this.

 

[why]

Gotta try this