4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
Sometimes in retail they have codes for "episodes" that happen. Either it be a spill, possable shoplifter etc. I Code 3 could mean almost anything that could happen in a store, or nothing. The employee might react or just get an odd puzzled look like "what the heck is a code 3"
Put M&M's on layaway
Layaway is when the customer asks the store to hold the product for another time when they will come back to pick it up.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M&M's
Hope it helps make those ones funny for you too White Page :hug: :flowers: