Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[making_art]

No, he's afraid of getting his eyes caught in the wool.

Why do I have one really long, thick, unruly hair in my eyebrow!?

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

I don't know, but I get those, too!! And sometimes the little wiry white ones on my head. I use a hacksaw. ^_^

What does the fox say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

 

[PrincessX]

The Fox says the news.
Scientists put a mouse under General Anaesthesia, cut 2 of her legs, woke up the mouse and said: "Run". The mouse did not run.
Scientists designed the following research question: "Do mice undergoing General Anaesthesia present with partial or total hearing loss in the immediate post-operative period?"mg:

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

It isn't hearing loss, it's that they don't understand English. They need a translator. And also legs would help.

What kind of clothing should one wear if one is a frequent fibber?

 

[MHealthJo]

Flame-retardant pants, of course. I hear they're doing wonderful things with modern safety textiles these days. And in many different colours and textures. Fancy!

Why don't we have opposable toes?

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

lol

Because toes get along better than thumbs. Very amiable. Thumbs are always opposing each other...

Which Apple employee had the bright idea/sense of humour to call a smaller iPad an iPad Mini? I keep thinking of mini pads...

 

[PrincessX]

Must be one who likes to eat green small organic apples.
What is your favourite Halloween costume? How often do you wear it?

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

Most of the time I am Snow White, but occasionally I am a Witch selling Apple iPhones with bad software...

If life gives you lemons, can't you make something other than lemonade?

 

[Mari]

Platitudes :hissyfit: I would make lemon meringue pie or new york style cheesecake or I would if I was not so lazy


Why do cars in Canada not come equipped with turn signals?