“I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.”
“What’s so great about a mom and pop store? Let me tell you something, if my mom and pop ran a store I wouldn’t shop there.”
“Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.”
“I don’t want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you’re hopeless, you don’t care. And when you don’t care, that indifference makes you attractive.”
"You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy... Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window."
"Jerry, this is the way society functions. Aren't you a part of society? Because if you don't want to be a part of society, Jerry, why don't you just get in your car and move to the East Side!"
"Do you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000, or is this mouth-vacuum thing for real?"
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