Things that don't go together

[ladylore]

A book and open bag of dark chocolate chips.

Before you know it the book is finished and so is the bag of chocolate chips.

Of course, I wouldn't have just done this and now feel like I have just drank a pot of coffee all by myself.:wasntme:

What else doesn't go together?

 

[NicNak]

A book and open bag of dark chocolate chips.

Before you know it the book is finished and so is the bag of chocolate chips.

Do you have chocolate finger prints on the book pages too :teehee: I know I would :blush:

What else doesn't go together?

Olives and bananas :yuck: Never had it, but can't see how it would go well together.

 

[Mari]

Long legs and automatic doors - I keep walking into the doors before they open :dimples: and double yuk on the olives and bananas.

 

[Daniel E.]

For most people, pizza and gravy.

 

[NicNak]

It doesn't sound like this goes well together either

I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Green eggs and Ham

 

[ladylore]

Well, I had a sugar high for a few hours and of course crashed this evening. Oh, well - I know better. But what can I say - it was chocolate.

 

[Mari]

Yuk or not this thread is making me hungry - I will eat almost anything if you sprinkle it with dark chocolate chips or maple syrup. Mari

 

[ladylore]

VCR's and Peanut Butter Sandwiches

Sister told me this one. One of her kids kept feeding the VCR with them when he was four.

 

[David Baxter PhD]

Toast and keyboards.

Coffee or soft drinks and keyboards.

Beer and keyboards.

 

[NicNak]

Toast and keyboards.

Coffee or soft drinks and keyboards.

Beer and keyboards.

Sounds like maybe you should have your keyboard plastic wrapped like people use to or maybe some still do :yikes3: to their upholstered furnature :teehee:

 

[forgetmenot]

A very heavy pick up truck and my soggy yard. Well they went together quite well actually. Sunk sunked right in,

 

[white page]

I eat my peas with honey,
I know it sounds very funny,
But it makes them stick on my knife !

I learnt this in nursery school,

 

[NicNak]

My night shirt and coffee this evening. :teehee:

I just went to sit on the balcony. Carrying my home phone, celluar, my coffee and cigarettes.

I got to the seat fine, but I went to take a sip from my coffee and spilled it on my shirt. I attempted to clean up cup outline off the table from the coffee cup and once again spilled my coffee on my shirt.

I think half the cup is on my shirt. :lol: Mom was laughing at me when I came back inside and she saw my "tie dyed" coffee shirt.

Maybe I need a "sippy cup" to drink from, from now on. :lol:

 

[Halo]

Thats funny NN...thanks for the chuckle and I have definitely had days like that.

 

[Jazzey]

A very dry and sarcastic sense of humour and angry people :yikes:

 

[Meg]

VCR's and Peanut Butter Sandwiches

With my sister it was a chicken drumstick in the VCR. She's never lived that one down

My things that don't go together:

Vegemite and peanut butter :yuck: (no matter what my grandmother says)

Small children who have ADHD and glitter. (I learned this one very quickly.)

'Twister' and socks.

Wine and choir rehearsal :angel:

 

[Jazzey]

Granola on which you pour apple juice :yuck:
Fancy bracelets and a stick shift (that almost cost me a few cars...)

 

[NicNak]

After brushing your teeth then drinking orange or apple juice :yuck:

I think we all accidently did this before when we were kids.

 

[Jazzey]

...Still do it on a regular basis :blush:...Then, I remember! *Duh*

 

[Halo]

A hangover while sitting in church the next morning