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    "Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life;
    not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens."
    Kahlil Gibran, posted by David Baxter

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"The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you're not attractive. You are leaking." ~ Fran Lebowitz



"If California can't solve the energy crisis, it will spread to the rest of the nation, and the economy will collapse, and we will become a primitive society where we all run around naked with spears and refuse to attend meetings. Wouldn't that be GREAT?" ~ Dave Barry
 

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They're just two random and unrelated quotes that struck me as funny. :eek:
 

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Weird. I thought the first one was going to end with, "you're not attractive, you're conceited"....but then it said leaking...
 

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That's why it's funny. The unexpected is usually funnier than the expected.
 

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Yea...I have to think a little harder about internet jokes and funny quotes. In person I just laugh when everyone else does and it just works even if I have no idea what the joke is!
 

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