Anti-Florida Content

[Daniel E.]

 

[GaryQ]

TOTALLY DISAGREE!
I can live with Mickey Mouse just south of the border but Gators next door NO THANKS!

TRUDEAU START BUILDING THAT WALL, PREFERABLY STARTING IN MANITOBA

 

[Daniel E.]

 

[David Baxter PhD]

Google “Florida man” followed by your birthday: What’s your story?

So Florida man + month and day, e.g., March 21

 

[Daniel E.]

Putting the date in quotes helped:

Florida man tries to board flight with rocket propelled grenade launcher

 

[David Baxter PhD]

Florida man said he stalked family to 'make friends', deputies say

 

[Daniel E.]

Proof that people in Florida are friendly!

 

[David Baxter PhD]

@gooblax if you see one of these while traveling on your bike and you find you're not able to avoid running over it, that would be great.

Massive python captured at South Florida wildlife preserve
CBC News
April 9, 2019

Officials discovered a female python more than 17 feet long and weighing 140 pounds in Big Cypress National Preserve on Friday.

 

[gooblax]

@gooblax if you see one of these while traveling on your bike and you find you're not able to avoid running over it, that would be great.

Over a year ago I did see a big one maybe half that size that'd already been run over by a car. I think I'd have come off 2nd best on my bike. mg:

 

[Daniel E.]

fyi:

 

[gooblax]

In terms of ruining the joke through over explaining...
That's gotta be a turboprop cause otherwise the engine /wing position doesn't make sense. I didn't think we used turboprop for international flights, therefore it was probably a short leg domestic flight... So in all likelihood they weren't 100% done with Australia anyway since they probably had an in-country stopover.

 

[Daniel E.]

So maybe there were snakes at the next airport too

 

[David Baxter PhD]

 

[Daniel E.]

In the water though, you can swim with them as long as you stay in your swim lane

 

[GaryQ]

You guys are aware this is the Anti FLORIDA NOT AUSSIE THREAD????

 

[gooblax]

You guys are aware this is the Anti FLORIDA NOT AUSSIE THREAD????

:lol: I thought we almost had an Anti Aussie thread at one point but last time I looked I couldn't find it.

 

[GaryQ]

:lol: I thought we almost had an Anti Aussie thread at one point but last time I looked I couldn't find it.

Didn’t try very hard gooblax lol
https://forum.psychlinks.ca/showthread.php?36135-Aussie-Humor

 

[gooblax]

Didn’t try very hard gooblax lol
https://forum.psychlinks.ca/showthread.php?36135-Aussie-Humor

Lol thanks, I might just bookmark it

 

[Daniel E.]

Don't worry, we will remind you

 

[Daniel E.]